Really, they are.

This whole Protestant vs Catholic thing is insane. When it comes down to it, they are very similar. I mean it's not like we're talking about Muslims vs Buddists or Taoists vs Wiccans... we're talking same God, same Book, same Son...

Apparently, every July, the Protestants gather to march down some street and the Catholics gather to throw things at them. And this accomplishes....?

The City of Calgary has just been put under a state of emergency due to flooding. They will have mandatory evacuations along the Bow and Elbow Rivers - which run right through downtown of course.