Leaving the jam on the counter and putting the peanut butter into the fridge.

Turning on the wrong burners. Every time.

Giving your co-worker a 'pep talk' and having him give his resignation ten minutes later.

Losing my hair brush and comb every freaking morning. Without fail.

Wanting a hot bath and then only staying in for four minutes.

Crying at long-distance phone commercials, Ghost Whisperer, Cold Case, Grey's Anatomy, ER, random songs and movie trailers for Disney commercials.