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Sunday, May 08, 2005
If I were...
Kira tagged me! And now I have to answer ALL OF THESE QUESTIONS!

If I could be a scientist I would create an automatic orgasm button that would be given to every woman on her 18th birthday. (Dad, you did not read that... this is just a dream...)

If I could be a farmer I would create double decker farms that would allow more food to be produced for third world countries.

If I could be a psychologist I would figure out why when I say 'I'd like you to stop that' my son hears 'I am an evil mother and want to squash your independence' and reacts in a related manner.

If I could be a librarian I'd relish the silence.

If I could be an inn-keeper I'd write a book about all the illicit affairs of local politicians, never publish it an rake in the blackmail cheques.

If I could be a professor I'd be a not very cool one who actually expects the students to work.

If I could be a writer.... wait ... I AM A WRITER. I like saying that!

If I could be a llama-rider then that better be a big llama to hold up this booty-licious body.

If I could be a bonnie pirate... somewhere out there is a Ms. Bonnie Pirate who gets made fun of a lot - I don't think I want to be her.

If I could be an astronaut I'd shoot up to the moon, that would be the fastest way to find you really soon... oh wait, that's a line from one of my son's books....

If I could be a world famous blogger I'd say wonderful things and make everyone spit coffee on their keyboards and nod their heads in astonished agreement while thinking 'she is SO smart'.

If I could be a justice on any one court in the world it would be the court of public opinion, so I could make everyone thing the right way, instead of the WRONG way on things like same-sex marriage, war and drug use.

If I could be married to any current famous political figure it would be Prime Minister Paul Martin so that I could figure out WHAT THE HELL THAT MAN SMOKES.
  The Writing Mother
  posted at 11:41 PM
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1 Comments:
At 10:32 PM, Blogger Kira said...

Hee hee! Thanks for playing, dear!

 

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