I should have a users manual.

"When the 'overemotional' button has been activated, all data produced by this model will be coloured by emotion. This model is unable to separate emotion and logic and attempts to process both at once, resulting in system overload."

"When the 'cranky' button has been activated in conjunction with the 'overemotional' button, you may be required to hard boot. Please press buttons 'ctrl' + 'alt' + 'escape from reality' and back slowly away."